May 2013
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ipissedinyourmountaindew:
arcadecampfire:
If you start a sentence with “I’m not being sexist but…” you should probably not finish that sentence.
“I’m not sexist, but I am sexy”
get wrekdt nerd
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
rabioheab:
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
somethingaboutgaret:
homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
Making friends with strangers' dogs, totally not...
bezdan:
LET ME HUG YOUR DOG PLS
I work in a kinda ritzy neighborhood and I think at this point I have scared every single old lady who owns a dog in a 10 block radius of my office.
eatyourpaisley:
are anarchists still allowed to say “that rules” if they really like something
bluntedanimehunk:
the last time my band got together we had been talking about seriously working and recording something but we ended up watching fight videos on world star hip hop
Things I can relate to.
