ipissedinyourmountaindew: arcadecampfire: If you start a sentence with “I’m not being sexist but…” you should probably not finish that sentence. “I’m not sexist, but I am sexy” get wrekdt nerd
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
rabioheab: are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
somethingaboutgaret: homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
Making friends with strangers' dogs, totally not...
bezdan: LET ME HUG YOUR DOG PLS I work in a kinda ritzy neighborhood and I think at this point I have scared every single old lady who owns a dog in a 10 block radius of my office.
eatyourpaisley: are anarchists still allowed to say “that rules” if they really like something
bluntedanimehunk: the last time my band got together we had been talking about seriously working and recording something but we ended up watching fight videos on world star hip hop Things I can relate to.